Everybody's got a laughing place

and ours is Bella. I thought it would be a fun exersize to jot down all the funny or interesting things she says in a day. I always thought she asked alot of questions, but this exersize made me realize that she offers up more one liners than questions these days. These were all from yesterday and I will start with my favorite:

1. (we were watching are you smarter than a 5th grader, and one of the questions was this)

Question: According to myth, what did the Greek God Promethias steal from the Gods and give to Mankind"

Bella: "JOHN MCCAIN!"

2. You're not attentioning me

3. Can you cuddle me up?

4. There she goes again, Gramma's servin' her friends (referring to Great Grandma)

5. I'm not a child please.. you are treating me like a child

6. Mom: Hmm, this music is kinda strange

Bella: No its not mom, its beautiful, just like me.

7. Dad: Bella, please stop being bossy.

Bella: (with a hand salute, military style) Yes captain obvious.

8. Mom: We dont watch that show dear, its not for little girls

Bella: But I grew up last night!

9. Why did God give us Butts?

10. (a conversation with Moses while they were playing with her barbie phone)

" Dont call 911 bubba, that calls the police and then they would come. And you know they only take firstborns.

11. (reaching into the fridge at lunchtime)

" I've got something that will knock your socks off your sammy-wich"

12. When I grow, my boobs grow

13. (giving me her stuffed animal)

Will you breastfeed her please?